Nice Guy Syndrome

When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend

- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes

A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."

by 33thanksnothanks33 May 10, 2018

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a nice person

a nice person, someone who is friendly.

"hey, you are a nice person."
"awh, thanks!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 4, 2008

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a word you use when you have nothing else to say. or a word you use when you're talking to someone about someone else and you really don't want them to know your true feelings. Note: This never works, especially if your kinda spacing when you say it and really don't know what someone just asked you. People always ask me "what do you mean by NICE?"

1. Fish- hey guess what? I just started dating this girl what do you think of her?
Fruit Loops- uhh... nice (really thinking who the heck is he talking about?)

2. Fruit Loops- What you think of Skittlez, huh? Come tell me!
Short Stuf- uhh, she nice (really thinking- you are so dam lucky to be going out with her, but if I told you this you might eventually get all cocky)

3. Fish- you like drinking blood?
Short Stuf- (spacing out) huh... nice (really thinking- i can't wait till we get to the bloody house!)
Fruit Loops- what do you mean by nice?
Short Stuf- nuthin'

by Short Stuf (the bloodsucking vamp, j/k) July 13, 2004

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Nice guy

heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.

Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!

by Antiochus November 9, 2007

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