Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 09, 2021

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 08, 2019

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 23, 2011

War Minge

The use of the minge in a destructive or meanacing way.

Girl 1: That guy's an asshole.
Girl 2: Yeah....release the war minge!!

or like that in the movie "Teeth"

by EmmaWilly September 21, 2010

Ee Ming

The leader of the crackheads.

Has a poor yet contagious sense of humour, gives sound advices to his friends. IMPECCABLE MUSIC TASTE, sometimes. Can be intense yet fun to be with, you'll wonder wtf is going on in his head sometimes. You either love or hate an Ee Ming.

"Ee Ming, you are so fking unfunny"
"Thank you, it's what I do best"

by itsprofessionallol November 23, 2021

Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 05, 2022