ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019

Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.

Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.

by Emceenuget May 20, 2025

Minge

A minge is a hairy vagina

When I saw Justin’s sisters minge I nearly screamed

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018

Tracey Minge

Oooh luvely lubbly motor boating, bluuuuu, bluuuu, slurp,slurp.

Tracey minge Naughty shaun boy

by Albert? October 15, 2019

Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

shming-ming

killing or harming someone. used in a joking manner. can be used as "shming-minging" someone.

P1: If you go away I will shming-ming you.
P2: Noo,haha

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021