Waltman 

A person who somehow ruins everything…. it will make a mess, it will take your sister or girlfriend without thinking twice, it will drink all your beer, it will eat all your food, it will not pay bills, it will never make a good decision, it will crash cars, it will spend your money, it will fall in love in 5 minutes and follow a girl around the world, it wont hold a job for more than 2 weeks, it will refuse to ware underwear, it will smoke 13-22 heat missiles in a 12 hour span of time, it will have 10 Rudy’s a day, and sucks at fifa……… all in all great to have around

It's waltmans fault.... or how was your night? well waltman was there so very interesting.or god dam it waltman

Waltman by mr moo232310 May 1, 2008

Waltman Effect 

Felix Waltman is a man of power and money, the effect is that everyone treats him like a god and he gets all the ladies, money and power. People flock to him for answers and he gives for a price.

I have so many problems but, since Waltman Effect I'm good

Waltman Effect by Felix Waltman January 28, 2023

Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon

That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!

Kevin Waltman by The Shiny Apple June 15, 2011

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

The Wallman jog 

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.

OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!

The Wallman jog by Masquers chick December 4, 2010

WALDMAN 

A state of paranoia when a fellow employee becomes aware that he or she isn’t as proficient at their job as they thought and other workers are doing a faster, better job. This usually promotes the employee to undermine the other workers by sabotaging dead lines, filing fictitious grievances, or slander.

I heard someone did a WALDMAN on Brian and he missed the deadline for his project.

WALDMAN by Dingo2 November 22, 2006

Wiltman

A baller ass nigga who smokes copious amounts of weed as well as indulging in various other substances such as, but not limited to, hallucinogens, opiates and amphetamines. A wiltman is a man of great social finesse like no other. Panties drop when a wiltman walks into the room.

A wiltman will usually only converse with those deemed worthy. If one tries to converse with a wiltman and is deemed unworthy, he will usually receive a nonsensical and strange noise in response, somewhat akin to a mating call.

Yo that wiltman over there just took 7 bong rips, dropped a 10 strip of acid and railed 5 lines of speed all while fucking a hooker yet he's still able to partake in Nostail/MMO raids.

Wiltman by Eggplant Bois August 25, 2016