A person who somehow ruins everything…. it will make a mess, it will take your sister or girlfriend without thinking twice, it will drink all your beer, it will eat all your food, it will not pay bills, it will never make a good decision, it will crash cars, it will spend your money, it will fall in love in 5 minutes and follow a girl around the world, it wont hold a job for more than 2 weeks, it will refuse to ware underwear, it will smoke 13-22 heat missiles in a 12 hour span of time, it will have 10 Rudy’s a day, and sucks at fifa……… all in all great to have around

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods