mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

Mentalist

A sci-fi show about a man who can think.

Have you seen that show Mentalist with Simon Baker? Apparently it's about a man who can think. Move over X-Files.

by surgeonbug April 1, 2009

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

menter

A female monkey with an STD.

King kong made his wife a menter.

by herro crash October 30, 2011

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.

sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.

by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007

Mentler

A woman with psycopathic tendencies

She tried to cut my tackle off, once I had legged it to a safe distance I yelled back "HUGH MENTLER!"

by Silentbob October 14, 2003