YO MAMA is a mother fucking ass with a big hairy dick and a pussy as big as mexico. She is gay and has sex with strangers, including the police.
by Donold duck October 24, 2018

An effective tactic used in casual conversations where one asks the other about Joe. If the other person asks who Joe is, then it is just game over for them because there is no known counter to this attack.
by pongo12345 October 25, 2019

Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.
by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015

yo mama so ugly she is the reason slender men does not have eyes
yo mama so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
yo mama so ugly she made one direction go the other direction
by Tomt Boromt November 29, 2017

by _warizone May 28, 2020

Related to the word "FOMS"....fear of missing something. A FOMA mama is a mother that has a Fear Of Missing Anything with her kids to the point that it gets compulsive.
by ISOLMAO July 14, 2009

by SBD2042 November 6, 2019
