lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Lazy Legspreader

A person who does nothing but lays on their back and spreads their legs.

Juju is nothing but a lazy legspreader.

by Wldflwr79 November 22, 2024

Lazy

Joel Davis

I’m lazy as Joel Davis today .

by Lucreitia May 24, 2018

Laziness

Amanda Fowler

My math teacher, Amanda Fowler, is the definition of laziness

by ilovelazymommy May 17, 2021

lazy

When a bitch refuses to get up from the sofa or bed and lets their family do the rest of the chores.

Come on Sasha don't be a lazy bitch and get up from your fat ass and help us with the damn chores!

by Zon’t Zo It December 25, 2022

Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.

Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025