Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010

cedric johnson

An amazing beautiful person. Not many cool cedrics out there. Sexy body , nice eyes , cute face are ways to describe him. He's a caring funny type person. Never mean. Hopefully one day you could meet him.

Daamnn cedric johnson.
Cedric is so cute
Fuck me Cedric.

by HonestAbe Lincoln October 6, 2013

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Evelyn Johnson

A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.

Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty

Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.

by CountryChic637 May 31, 2015

Alec Johnson

WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ

Alec Johnson, the man, the myth, the legend.

by Fish your Floppy June 15, 2016

Jessica Johnson

She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!

Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.

Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson

by Bugga_13 December 7, 2016