Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

jerka-jerka

An all around jerk, rude and sellfish. One who only thinks about their own feelings and is excedingly stubborn.

Gosh Golly Gee! That guy was such a jerka-jerka!

by Ashley((Ashy)) May 2, 2008

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

Jerkabo

A person who is a jerk for doing something they should have. Often used to describe someone as a jerk but in a less harsh way.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!
Yeah he is a jerkabo

by Toldemtehdeal March 1, 2011