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Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.
When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.
by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010
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Jeremy McGrath

Jeremy McGrath

1.A Badass Motocross rider, 7 time Supercross Champion. Known for doing Nac-Nacs when he wins on the Final Lap lead to his nickname "Showtime".
He almost went Undefeated in 1996.
Also made a really great video in the 90s to the song Disconnected by Face to Face.

2. When you Beat the defending Supercross Champion in your Rookie Year.

3. When you get the holeshot at the start of the race and keep the lead.
1. Dude that guy just almost went Undefeated he only lost at St.Louis.

2. Whoa Ryan Dungey just pulled a Jeremy McGrath and beat Stewart.

3. I just pulled and Jeremy McGrath and took the holeshot and won!
by The King, Showtime November 23, 2010
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Jerrod

The most wonderful guy any girl could ever meet, Jerrod will make sure everything is okay and his partner is always happy. Jerrod loves kissys and loves clingy people he would do anything stay with his partner Jerrod is so charming and expressing handsome get yourself a Jerrod because I know this Jerrod is always going to be mine😍❤️
WOAHH Jerrod really loves him partner he holds her with such passion
by Hallie.602833 September 5, 2017
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Jeremiah

1. Pretty much a demi-god of sexiness.

2. Manliest man alive

3. A great awesome friend, comrade, and a cool guy to hang with

4. Can also mean well hung

5. A bit lazy

6. A patriot

7. Funny guy, always full of humor

8. Sometimes weird but lovable nevertheless

9. Can be clumsy at times

10. Best mofo you can have as a friend
Girl: girl im tellin ya last night was good

Girl2: is he Jeremiah?

Man our friend ditched us he aint a Jeremiah
by AmericanPimpmeister October 24, 2011
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The New Jersey

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.
"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"
by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008
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