iPhone 4S

An iPhone 4 with Siri.

It's so shit that it killed Steve Jobs.

Me: Siri, is iPhone 4S the best?

Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.

Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?

Siri: *Crashes*

*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!

Me: Shit.

by likeordie November 15, 2011

iPhoney

A cell phone which copies the look and features of an iPhone.

I heard that Samsung is coming out with an iPhoney this summer.

by SC Robinson June 23, 2008

iPhone 5

Something people who have an iPhone 4S but have never used an iPhone 5 would call terrible.

George: Dude the iPhone 5 sucks. My iPhone 4S is better.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.

by nobadguy September 29, 2012

ipban

to ban a users internet protocol (ip) address. this is done when a user is crazy enough to come back AND act inappropriatley. The admin ipbans them forcing to use a proxy.

Ifoolednewspapers got Ipbanned he was really annoying...

by Mdemon9991 April 9, 2005

ipode

When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.

"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"

by Canaryteen December 15, 2009

iPod Break

Like a smoke break at , but instead of smoking you take your iPod and listen to a song you love to relieve the stress, like a cigarette does for a smoker.

Employee 1 - "Where's is Dave?"
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI May 15, 2010

iPhone Gayness

A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents

Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.

by stud0987 August 2, 2012