When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
Get the Phone paranoiamug. by fartsing February 15, 2021
Get the sonic phonemug. by German Bebe December 10, 2019
Get the Green phonemug. Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017
Get the hipster phonemug. When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011
Get the phone-comamug. Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
Get the Phone-Phoneymug. Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
Get the Phone AIDSmug.