Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".
"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."
by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019
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dutch fridge

When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.
Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?
by francocois February 07, 2013
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dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook January 25, 2016
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Dutch pocket

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.
by Blackice417 March 20, 2019
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 01, 2021
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Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.
That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!
by Kkboom March 09, 2017
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dutch erick

The sexual act of pissing in a girl while having ball slapping sex with her
by XxXGarage420XxX January 31, 2016
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