The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.

Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.

by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017

handprinting

When one has sex with a woman on her period and uses the still wet menstrual blood to finger paint on the sheets/the two lovers' bodies.

Are those little Johnnies paintings on the fridge?

Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)

by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011

Wang Hanger

Previously known as the "chip clip", no one knows why it is called the "chip clip" because obviously everyone just puts in on their wang. Thus now it is known as the "Wang Clip" or "Wang Hanger"

Steve: Hey! Is that a "Chip Clip" on your ding dong?

Todd: "Chip Clip"? WTF Mate?

Steve: Yeah, those clips hold your bag of chips closed so they dont get stale.

Todd: No dude this is a Wang Hanger, thats what everyone uses em for anyways.

by Mike Castaneda January 9, 2006

Coat Hanger

A person owning very expensive suits.

Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!

by Migs!!! August 1, 2012

Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).

Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY

by Mark benighton January 16, 2020

Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.

"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"

by LeTrenger June 14, 2009

coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."

by Mayar September 19, 2006