torn up from the floor up

Really shit-faced.

Nigga, I was so to' up from da flo' up last night. Didn't get home till like 8 in da morning. And your mother's a ho.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

crack whore bitch from hell

A crack whore bitch from hell embodies not only the skank of a crack whore, but also the added character flaw of being a bitch from hell. In both hierarchies of whores and bitches, this is the second lowest rank.

Shut up, you crack whore bitch from hell! Nobody likes you!

by Persephone78 January 14, 2010

Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A

When a straight male receives a blowjob from a homosexual male. The term only applies to straight males who enjoy the act.

Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A: "Man, I was at this party... dude was givin' fruit cups from Chick-Fil-A all over the place!"

by LotusLovesYou August 23, 2011

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

Checkup from the Neck up

A mental health examination.

"Dood needs a checkup from the neck up!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

good from far, far from good

looks good from far away, but far from good up close

You see a girl down the street that looks good from far, but she gets close and she is far from good and makes you wanna hurl. "Dude look at that chick across the party. Wait here she comes.(puking noises)Dude she was good from far, far from good.(more puking sounds)."

by Matthew Wegenke October 1, 2006

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004