fagster

A spiffy alternative to faggot

Man that prep guy is such a fagster

by girky gurl April 27, 2003

Fag Flag

A scarf worn by an otherwise straight man that makes him look gay.

That dude is wearing a fag flag!

by Altivec August 20, 2010

fags

Fap actuated guilt syndrome. The depression or guilt after masturbating.

Guy1: Man, I got fags.
Guy2: You got homosexuals?
Guy1: No, i got fap actuated guilt syndrome.

by Jack The Black Cock September 11, 2015

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

flag cracker

an immense person, extremely fat, person of enormous size, obese

she's a flag cracker, watch out that flag cracker will swallow you whole

by Ofan December 15, 2008

Fagsterpiece

Anything that is deemed a "masterpiece" by fags. Could include, but is not limited to: a song, movie, food, artwock, etc.

Justin: Dude, Kyle, you want to watch V for Vendetta?
Kyle: Nah dude, that's such a fagsterpiece.

by Lt.Robert July 12, 2011

FLACS

Commonly used to describe señoras favorite spanish exam

Used to unite a group of 11 fwends on their trip to Poh-lahnt after the policja forced them to go to "bed, bed, bed"

In order to be part of the OG FLACS squad one must utilize the word sheevan (more commonly dubbed as "sheevs") to show one's surprise, disbelief, annoyance, disgust, or really anything that is worthy of a FLACS conversation

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo I really want to bring out my inner big booty bitch tonight" Person 2: "Sorry coony I gotta study for el EXAMEN DE FLACSSSSSSSS"

Example 2:
**In King's Bar** Crowd of teens: "Patron on the rocks and we ready for some" Tina & Trisha: "FLACSSSSS"

Example 3:
Person 1: "Sheevan why does Flacs always hang out together" Person 2: "Because they actually like eachother and aren't a bunch of lighthouses" Shalvata Promoter: "Go 2 lighthouse where they accept fakes" Person 2: "Why are you discriminating against South Carolinians?" Person 1: "Let's go to a better club where they play decent music O lelelele O lalalala"

by EarthquakeFreakyFriday September 16, 2018