2 definitions by Jack The Black Cock

fags

Fap actuated guilt syndrome. The depression or guilt after masturbating.

Guy1: Man, I got fags.
Guy2: You got homosexuals?
Guy1: No, i got fap actuated guilt syndrome.

by Jack The Black Cock August 7, 2015

soccer dad

Exactly the opposite of a soccer mom. Soccer dads will let their kids do anything the soccer mom forbids them, like Internet or TV or swearing. Soccer dads drive minivans/SUVs, much like the soccer mom.

Guy: Ahhh fucking shoe! For fuck's sake will Nike stop making such shitty uncomfortable shoes? (dont mean it actually)
Soccer Dad: Hey kids, look over to that guy swearing at his shoe. He is a cool guy and I want you to be like him.

by Jack The Black Cock August 5, 2015