A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?
Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*
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He is a boss, who will get very rich, and will have many women. He loves chocolaty thins. He is as well very intelligent and has many friends an many people know him. There is always something to say about him.
by Gfuqer December 29, 2016
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by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017
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See that guy ed Is kind of a loner
Ed stood up for that kid getting bullied even though he got punched up real bad
Did u hear about ed asking out that cute boy and sending dick pics, hang n didn't he get exposed
Edward is a old English name and it means protector of wealth, secrets and people
Ed stood up for that kid getting bullied even though he got punched up real bad
Did u hear about ed asking out that cute boy and sending dick pics, hang n didn't he get exposed
Edward is a old English name and it means protector of wealth, secrets and people
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