Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.

When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

dinky weineling

A flaccid penis. Characterized by its flopping around if ungirded.

He was streaking in cold weather and everyone saw his dinky weineling.

by Badtoodles May 13, 2010

dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

Dink Weed

A jerk, an idiot. A person who is full of themselves and acts like an ass.
Commonly used in the greater Boston area in the late 1970-early 80's

Hey Sully, don't be a wicked dink weed up at the gaaden, we don't want be thrown out again

by ccolby July 10, 2011

dino licker

A fun/ weird / unique turn on the phrase "cock sucker"

Girl: your a bitch cocksucker

Boy: shut up dino licker

by zekedog420 December 14, 2016

dingi

more than one dingus

gah yall are a group of dingi

by jackmehoff1234 June 14, 2007