Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
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A deep, restless yearning to pursue a meaningful or fulfilling life path, hindered by current limitations such as financial constraints, responsibilities, or timing. Often accompanied by a sense of boredom or dissatisfaction with one’s present situation.
Lately I’ve been stuck in this cloud of deseros—knowing what I want to do, but unable to get there just yet.
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"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
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