Mr. Damon

He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!

Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!

by white . June 20, 2019

Taco Demon

Someone who is obsessed with (and usually crazy for) tacos.

Onoes! That person went straight for the tacos! That taco demon.

by Moonlight Showers January 29, 2005

big damon

a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole

from friday

big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?

by roast April 5, 2005

hiccup demon

a demon who possesses the ability to hiccup loudly sounding like a whale being stabbed several times by that random guy, who's name shall not be mentioned, and choked by a liger with a mini trampoline lodged in its throat. This demon can possess you. Once it does, there is no hope for your sense of hearing. NEVER..

Panda: Oh no! I have a freakin' hiccup demon in me!! What shall I do?

Walrus: You need to jump in the ocean and kill yourself immediately GOO!!

Panda: What?

Walrus: Never mind idiot, I'll do it for you. MUaahhhaa!!!!

*Panda was never seen again*

by Thai Nealys July 22, 2012

Gak demon

When someone takes a picture of the smoke exhaled by a person smoking crystal meth and the picture shows all kinds of demons, dragons, ghosts and creepy figures within the smoke. This only happens with this kind of smoke and doesnt happen with tobacco or weed smoke. True story, try it!

Hey, who want to take some pictures of gak demons??

by Jbergz306 July 22, 2019

Semen Demon

A individual, human or otherwise that is capable of excreting immense quantities of semen. Commonly displayed in various acts of a sexual nature in pornography, specifically but not limited to the Japanese Hentai

John: Hey Matt, you see that dude in A Slave's Revenge?
Matt: Oh yea mate, he's a real Semen Demon.

by RaisonDetrah February 14, 2015

semen demon

a man that constantly loves to ejaculate by himself or all over his partner due to the fact that he has a huge load to show off with.

Can you please stop ejaculating on me like a semen demon!

by talleres December 7, 2010