Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

by angie O edema July 4, 2018

dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy

patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material”

by anonymous February 5, 2019

Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.

I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.

by Hybridpain March 4, 2019

dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.

I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.

by yinzer84 April 22, 2019

dad mag

A woman who attracts men (younger or older) with children.

This is the 3rd guy that you’ve met who has children, girl, you’re a dad mag

by Dad Mag October 11, 2019

dad fuck

It’s Andrew

My dad fuck my mum

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020