by just mee July 13, 2008
A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.
Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*
by Baxton January 03, 2006
A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.
"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."
"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"
"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"
by fairywagina August 06, 2008
1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.
by Lu the Diver November 01, 2007
Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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by apreta November 18, 2007