Crotch Bubbles

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.

I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

by just mee August 6, 2008

pre-crotch

The area of the thigh close to the crotch.

Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."

by apreta December 17, 2007

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Bull Crotch!

A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.

"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."

"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"

by fairywagina October 2, 2008

Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005