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B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.
-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...
by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022
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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
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Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.
I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good
"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"
by KurtisHere June 9, 2025
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computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices
The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.
I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.
by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016
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