cream choker

forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

by HybridStorm March 26, 2005

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

lemon creamer

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

by El Smockito March 30, 2009

Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

rough tough cream puff

Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)

"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial

by equality4men May 2, 2014

Sour Cream Sanchez

When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.

While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!

by Pandora Handcock February 27, 2009