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Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!
by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022
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Yo bro my coochie is 6 inches long
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Coochie connoisseur

A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .

Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.

Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.

Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
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Coochie Deprived

When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity
“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"
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Guy 1:Did you know jennys coochie stinks
Guy 2: i dont wanna know that
by Noah The Goddddd May 10, 2022
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Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”

Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Damn bro you got a coochie??
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
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