cake eater

The term cake eater describe a rather large person. Whom seems to consume not only cake, but anything else that is ediable despite the fact that it is making them grow to an un-healthy size.

"Wow look at that cake eater"
or
"Man, did you see that cake eater?"

or
"wow she's a real cake eater"

by Gerry Edwards April 28, 2008

Cake eater

a big douche. Synonymous with platters of food. Usually 6'3 colorblind males with large egos who wear jays. And thinks they're sweet. More times than not it refers to lazy, retarded roommates who sit around eating cake. All day.

"My roommate is such a f*cking cake eater."

by Neil Platt February 7, 2010

Cake Eater

A rich guy who enjoys anal intercourse with poor black men.

I saw Stephen hanging out with ex-convict Tyrone last night. I knew that fag was a cake eater.

by Ian Bizzy December 22, 2003

Cake Eater

Something that costs a lot of money and is non-essential or unattractive.

"Damn baby, those shoes are so ugly they ain't nothin' but cake eaters"

by Camus January 20, 2006

[cake mix]

a girlfriend or crush

I am dating Shannon Coley. She is my cake mix.

by Bill Othman January 5, 2009

cake for days

A guy or a girl who got a big ass shit clap everytime they walk.

Hey man that dude got cake for days . I'd smash that guy anyday.

by Bartholomew June 6, 2017

cake whore

A person in Recovery who attends as many anniversary meetings as possible in order to maximize the number of cakes presented to them.

Damn, it was good to see Coolio celebrate fifteen years of clean & sober living, but did he need to be such a Cake Whore? He went to three AA meetings and two NA meetings today just to load up on chocolate. Damn.

by Mark, An Addict February 6, 2007