William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.

William Blimps.self explanatory.

by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010

The Blind Neo

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"

Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*

by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015

as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

robben blind

It's a word that descibes a tight unity and bond usually within a team. A bond so unbreakable even robbing someone blind wouldnt break it.

Omg, those guys over there are so robben blind

by Tabbycat February 10, 2017

3 blind mice

3 guys wearing blind folds running around naked trying to find the pussy.

We 3 blind mice will find "The Cheese"

by Da Weird Kid May 14, 2018

Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019