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Ben Zarn

This god is the best photographer you've ever seen. He has the coolest Mustang and totally did not waste all of his money on it. He makes miraculous youtube videos where the content will have you speechless. He posts snapchat stories every day of him flexing his car and dancing to Justin Beiber in his room by himself. He likes to crash his dad's BMW and hang out with kids who bully him. This is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Nate - "Yo bro are you going that normal high school party?"

Zack -"No dude I'm going to hangout with Ben Zarn"

Nate - "Bro I'm sorry for you"
by ItalianGreaser47 November 16, 2018
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Ben rossel

Ben rossell is famous for getting no girls. He also sold the east vs west frehsman baseball game because he couldn’t catch a ball. He is the worst catcher on the team
I just pulled a “ben rossell” I couldn’t catch the ball
by Sheisidbkfn March 30, 2022
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Council Of Ben’s

The Best Organization of people all named Ben which is also the best name you can give a boy or girl
by PseudonymBoy101 February 7, 2021
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The Ben Plate

Like an L-Plate, except you use 4 extra rizla's on the end instead of a mere 1, fucking hard to roll.
I'm Not ready for "The Ben Plate, im already fucked of my face
by Ben.Waller December 4, 2010
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Ben Award

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.
Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award
by G'seppe October 9, 2013
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Ben McAllistered

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009
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Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
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