beamed

over indulgence in Jim Beam products, leading to the state of being in intense discomfort, including a headache, nausea and waves of dizziness the day after

I got beamed last night uhhh.

by danalouisiana February 3, 2013

beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)

Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!

by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008

bead suckers

children that are latched into seats attached to ladders on either side of the parade route in New Orleans, poised to attract all the beads from oncoming parade floats.

Oops, we chose a place next to the bead suckers. No one's gonna throw us shit!

by Laura Griffith April 20, 2008

Beadled

To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.

"oh yeah man after I got done with her, he totally beadled me!"

by josh Reinke January 29, 2010

beamer sauce

1) An individual that gets jizzed on covering their entire face in order to get what they want.

1) Kevin and Sean ejaculated all over each others faces in order to get tickets to the football game.

2) Kevin took a load of beamer sauce for the Georgia Tech game Thursday night.

by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

bead mumbler

Deragatory term for a Roman Catholic, in referance to reciting the rosary prayer.

In a church with all of these bead mumblers!

by anneelizabeth August 12, 2012

Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.

Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!

by dartiki August 1, 2012