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wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked
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Your battle pass working class 

A term only to be used when criticizing one's fortnite battlepass. This is the ultimate insult. Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your family tree lgbt, your ancestors incestors, your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your grandpap a trap, and your granny a tranny.
Timmy: Your mom gay
You: Your battle pass working class
Timmy: *dies*

World: *dies*
Universe: *dies*

fart battle 

when you are sitting in class and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. The ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.

When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 - dude today in math I had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in

guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time

Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle 

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.
"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"
Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle by Davo A. February 8, 2007

highway battle 

a term for high speed racing on the highway with a highly tuned wrx sti,s2000,twin turbo Rx-7,TT skyline GT-R,TT Supra's and other import or jdm cars to Eat up V8's & spit out fire balls from the exhaust pinning the gas in full force & switching gears
i like when people make fun of honda's or imports and call them "ricers",it makes me feel better that you have nothing and hate on the import scene while your bird brain thinks we copy Fast and the Furious movies,you just another stupid redneck/hick with no money & its easy to tell

a B16 honda engine is able is to hit 300hp with performance engine mods & Hondata S200 tuning,lucky theres no turbo yet to the tune of 500 hp while getting 30 mpg to the tank i'd really fade you out like a sunset,sorry i flew by you in that pos truck of yours in a highway battle,better slow down on the twisties or that thing is going to flip its lid while your stupid ass was thinking it could outhandle mine on your all season tires from wal-mart
highway battle by homeboy June 1, 2007

Roman Battle Helmet 

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

Roast Battle 

A bunch of indian preteens trying to act edgy and say things that they wouldn’t dare say to their mommies.
Did you hear, Advaith used the NONO word during the Roast Battle!
Roast Battle by YeetusThebeetus October 15, 2018