baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.

Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad

by Ballon King September 5, 2023

Bakri balloon

A medical device used in obstetrics to manage postpartum hemorrhage

We need the Bakri balloon before her ginormous period leaks everywhere.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Deflating the Balloon

To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.

Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.

by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024

ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard

"Hey bro you wanna go ballooning with me"

by notbamb May 29, 2024