Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.
My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.
My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.
by Domitri July 5, 2023

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010

by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018
