attacksion

when you are invading and/or attacking somewhere or something or someone.

We're under attacksion! jk its just ur mom.

by <3 poppu July 5, 2010

attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014

attractivist

Extraordinarily good-looking, photogenic people participating in direct action events.

Greenpeace attractivists board Shell oil rig in protest of Arctic drilling, and the media loves them!

by tnfn23 April 25, 2015

Attack of the 12-year-olds

a phrase used to specifically describe when you are suddenly surrounded by foul-mouthed, pre-pubescent children who probably are between 6th and 9th grade. Often have squeaky, non-threatening voices and colorful streams of language.

"You're f***ing gonna pay, you f***ing little c***!"

*sarcastic tone* "Oh no! Its attack of the 12-year-olds!"

by MMOphrases&words March 15, 2016

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult

“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”

by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021

attack on titan

the cause of your depression

person 1: hey yo i just finished season 4 of attack on titan
person 2: time for a therapy session?
person 1: yep

by mrs. wanna die March 19, 2022