Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.

John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.

by bitchhhhnigga23874 September 14, 2007

attack on titan

Is a good show because someone dies

Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!

by bignigga2001 April 1, 2021

ethma attack

when ethma (emma chamberlain and ethan dolan) are lowkey confirming their relationship and the fans are going crazy

“IM HAVING AN ETHMA ATTACK”

by xD rawrrr gurl April 13, 2019

Paluzzi Attack

A paluzzi attack is a panic attack that one gets when someone does something wrong or bad. This bad thing is so shocking that it causes said paluzzi attack. Many teachers are prone to paluzzi attacks.

“This kid in my class was so rude to my teacher, it gave her a paluzzi attack!”

by szavvyyyy October 4, 2021

Emir-Attack

When you get attacked by Emir

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!

by Simoniaphobia April 14, 2023

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010