ASplum

A fun man you have sex with but can be such bum in life as well.

Kelly is such asplum

by Meribelle July 9, 2018

Aspidasperous

An assortment of objects that are connected to each other.

The 48 aspidasperous states.

by AaronWil August 17, 2018

asphinktor

the mumble-like language spoken when drunk

“dad I can’t understand you what language are you speaking” “asphinktor”

by imbecile789 August 18, 2018

Asporalocys

A motion to use in a sarcastic sentence

My eye is fucked no more blinking asporalocys

by Chait the legend October 3, 2018

Aspal

a fact about something said by someone randomly in a conversation

that was such an Aspal fact.

by WØNDER October 29, 2018

asperugo

to have something shitty or cheap

exaple: youre white diamonds asperugo

exaple: youre white diamonds asperugo

by Nightlux made this. November 22, 2018

Aspen

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018