makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 23, 2017

Rip them a new asshole

To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.

"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."

by rileyb1318 February 18, 2018

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.

Why you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006

Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!

by Wanker420 January 28, 2009

Asshole War

See 'Redhamic Asshad.'

(See 'Redhamic Asshad.')

by Nicolai June 10, 2004