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Abolition

When a someone really like (especially if you think this is your potential soulmate) is so fucking like EVERYTHING you imagine in the embodiment of a human being, you cannot stop thinking about them for approximately 3-4 or even 10 months to many years straight

This word is for the only way you can describe her heartfelt desire all in a 9 lettered- 4 syllable word
Omfg look at the abolition sight of him/her guy omfl??!!!
by bwampire March 3, 2024
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Absofuckingnot

The negative form of Absofuckinglutely. Shorthand for Absofuckinglutely not, or otherwise absolutely fucking not, it is used to place extreme emphasis on a negative answer.
"Hey, are you excited for the lab today?"

"Absofuckingnot"
by Pericles Ozymandias April 3, 2024
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abso-slut-ly

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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Abolish 702

275,000 instances of people's constitutional rights being violated.

FBI Guy "But it's fine because we'll just try super-duper to not do that anymore but we need it... For like.... Defense?"

Hym "And what is the ACTUAL ratio of active threats stopped vs violations of people's rights and failures? Because I know there was one school shooting that was reported to the FBI because he said online that he was going to do it and then a year later he did it. And then there's ME. So that is (at the very least) 275,002:? To what? 275,002:10? 285,002:100? I find it hard to believe that you have used what is essentially a surveillance apparatus to stop more that 275,002 active threats.
And what it SOUNDS like you're saying... Is that it doesn't matter that you violated the rights of 275,000 people and potentially fail to stop active threats more often than you succeed... Because you can just scapegoat individual FBI agents and then keep the surveillance apparatus and that's supposed to be just fine with everyone? And what exactly has happened to the people whose rights were violated? Are they even aware that that is something that has happened to them? I mean, it sounds like you should have a class action lawsuit on your hands. Unless, of course, you're trying to claim that having your rights violated doesn't damage you in any way. No. I think they need to tell the FBI Guy to go fuck himself. Abolish 702. You need to find a different way of doing you job that doesn't run the risk of violating people's rights."

FBI "But we can tweak it so that stop violations of rights AND keep the surveillance."

Hym "What could you possibly change about a surveillance apparatus to prevent the violation of rights what the surveillance apparatus IS the violation of rights? 'Surveillance apparatus' and 'violation of rights' are synonymous in this instance. And how have these people whose rights you've been violated been made whole since the violation of their rights? It think you just need to abolish 702."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
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Abisola

Abisola – A rare kind of friend who instantly feels like home. She’s the person you turn to no matter what, the one who understands you without needing words. Abi is the kind of person who makes every moment better, whether it’s a deep conversation or a simple laugh. She pushes you to grow, brings out the best in you, and reminds you what TRUE friendship means. Having an Abisola in your life is a blessing you’ll always be grateful for.
Abisola is my best friend.
by nonchalantchuzz March 3, 2025
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Absofugginlutely

100% more reassuring than absolutely! Total agreement with, heck yeah!
Would you like to snikle my girlfriend? Absofugginlutely!
by Joebud777 January 20, 2026
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absofuckinposotivalutly

"I will absofuckinposotivalutly not do that thing!"
by Valistars August 21, 2025
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