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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
yo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by yikersman December 17, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick the star
by anonymous September 14, 2024
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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Patrick

Wow Your Patrick
by James hardy672 October 31, 2020
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Patrick

They act cool in front of others but when they're with family they are complete jerks. They are very good at working and can easily be distracted. They have so many girlfriends and end up breaking up with them in a short period of time but who knows, maybe they'll find the right one some day. They actually know so much. They're like a living google walking around. They are very smart but tend to not like to show that side of them for some reason. They also like to do lots of pranks.
That sure is a Patrick
by KayWinter December 28, 2019
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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Patrick

Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022
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