Patrick

SMART BUT NOT GOOD AT SPORTS, A SIMP, AND SOMETIMES A DOUCHEBAG

look at that smart-ass patrick, what a douchebag

by LAGAE69 March 2, 2022

patrick condon

An extremly awesome and attractive person. Addicted to supernatural and one direction

Person 1: thats patrick condon hes awesome
Person 2: clearly and attractive
Person 3: i hear he loves supernatural
Person 1: he loves it, says its the best show ever made, never missed an episode

by Demonhunter January 22, 2014

Patrick

Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.

Patrick is so hot

by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024

patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.

Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!

Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god

(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick

by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em

"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick

by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023