twittering

Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.

While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.

Nero twittered as Rome burned.

by Songpoet January 27, 2011

twitterati

A combination of twit (an insignificant, bothersome person) and glitterati (social elites). The twitterati is a group of gay men that are not important, but think they are. Members of the twitterati are usually pretentious and preppy, well-groomed and snotty. Depending on where you live and what social class they are trying to attain, members of the twitterati will either bore you with the latest news on Paris Hilton and Britney Spears or go on and on about their up-and-coming career in opera or their plans to have a penthouse in Manhattan.

Can be used collectively, or to address individual members within a twitterati group as a whole.

Those idiots think they got class, but really they are just some fugly little twitterati.

by SPTaylor March 27, 2008

twitter

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008

twitter-ninja

a twitter ninja is a master of the art of ninja-tweet. His tweets are like deadly ninja stars!

I used to be a javascript ninja and a part time business ninja. Now I'm a twitter-ninja!

by @9swords May 3, 2009

Twitter Syndrome

When someone sends you a message or IM and it's in a bunch of short abbreviated incomplete sentences that are less than 140 words.

Mike: We have more slides to watch. Waiting for PA room
Lunch won't be til late.

Me: HAHA dude you have Twitter Syndrome.

by rubygal September 23, 2009

twitter

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

by liam345 November 23, 2009

twitter meme

A trashy meme originating from Twitter. Generally short lived. Usually enjoyed by bandwagon people who don't actually truest enjoy memes. Sometimes a gem will apear but they're generally total trash. Examples: Damn Daniel, Harambe, etc.

Dude, have you seen the damn Daniel video?

That was a twitter meme you uncultured pleb.

by Lizard Monarch July 3, 2017