Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.

Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.

by akseerkris February 7, 2010

Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

Spanish Tint

A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.

My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010

Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

leprechaun taint

a word used for the area around a unicorns butt and penis:D or a word used by harry potter very often when he gets mad at ron

ron ur such a leprechaun taintt!
or gosh darn it haley suck my lepreachaun taint

by cheyennehaleypotter August 10, 2009