Torben

The one guy, who does the wierd shit.

Person 1: Bruh, why is the principal here?
Person 2: Idk m8. I guess Torben took a shit in the bus.

by 7r13dr1ch October 2, 2020

toriphile

1. A crazed fan that devotes their life to musician Tori Amos, and follows her everywhere not at all in a stalker-like fashion when she tours... most know her, her bodyguards, her chef, her assistants, her husband, ex-boyfriend/s, affairs, daughter, and more. All know every bit of history behind every single song, 'common' or 'rare'. Most specimens have a personal database of everything Tori-related that they can pull out at any given moment, and discuss wholeheartedly with anyone silly enough to ask.

2. Same as 1, but the new fans who have only been on tour for a year or so, that just think it's cool to say Toriphile, because that's what The Dent or Here In My Head calls the community's folk.

The toriphiles all hung out for 29 hours before the St.Louis meet and greet in -18degreeF weather. Out of the 68 toriphiles there, only 5 got to speak with her, and those were the cool or pushy ones in the front. Afterwards, some walked away to grab a bite to eat before the show, unscathed.. some went to the hospital with frost bite, and missed the show because of amputation-oriented surgery... and most had to sit down and cry for a while either because they didn't see her, or were overwhelmed by a glimpse of her tangled red hair from 8 people back.

by sweetsangria October 31, 2003

Torta

A woman who is obese

My husband cheated on me with a torta

by Miss Edis November 21, 2010

tori amos

One of the greatest people of all time. Singer/painist. Feminist. A founder of RAINN. Subjects of songs include: masturbation, homosexuality (male and female), prostitution, pornography, rape, miscarriage, Christianity, Native American Spirituality, being a mom, betrayal, and her complex relationship with her father. Albums include: Y Kant Tori Read (80s group flop), Little Earthquakes, Under the Pink, Boys for Pele, From the Choirgirl Hotel, To Venus and Back, Strange Little Girls, Scarlet's Walk, and Tales of a Librarian.

Tori Amos should be one of the people to overthrow the patriarchy and rule the world.

by demonista June 23, 2004

torpedo

Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Torture Rooster

A chickenhawk that passionately supports military, economic, and "humanitarian" interventions while passionately opposing torture.

"Torture is bad and should not be tolerated because it poisons culture but militarism doesn't poison culture. We need to stay in Afghanistan forever to fix things, teach women sex ed, and bomb wedding parties in order to bring freedom and stifle bad guys, just as long as we don't torture anyone!" - Typical Torture Rooster Rhetoric.

by Peaceful_Idiot July 6, 2010