A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
by BStalker June 18, 2007
by MikeTheeCannibal November 24, 2008
by Eatadick Chaney April 16, 2003
<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."
by Bib Jones June 22, 2008
Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.
"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."
"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"
"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"
by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008
saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you
by shiney77 October 01, 2018
by w234 July 14, 2006