Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

Nerd Bow

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.

nerd bow nerd sweat world of warcraft games workshop ball sweat

by lord of your ring November 27, 2011

nerd wheelin

To bring your laptop along by a case with a extending handle and wheels

"Yo David is dragging something behind him whats that"?

"Oh thats his laptop he be nerd wheelin"!

by animepatriarch April 07, 2009

Nerd Army

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.

I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.

by StomperPooper July 03, 2018

nerd load

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

by J. A. S. May 02, 2007

trash nerd

someone really smart that you’re jealous.

person: Ugh their SUCH a trash nerd i’m jealous.

by ari_hatsumi March 03, 2020

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko March 27, 2018