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horns on a cow [horns on the cow]

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.
girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob
by Lennie:) March 13, 2012
mugGet the horns on a cow [horns on the cow]mug.

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.
I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
by phantom oddity May 28, 2004
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Highland Cow

A Scottish beast resembling a cow.
What the fuck is that man!? when something shocking is seen
A highland cow situation
by Dollar November 22, 2003
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Cow puncher

"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.

In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.
by Urmomsfav0riteperson August 3, 2022
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cow tipping

This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.
Cow tipping is not an urban activity.
by <insert name here.> October 15, 2005
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chaotic cows

a friend group of 8 that is an elite batch of singaporean idiots
phyo: youre such a chaotic cows today
kab: ikr, i cant stop being high
by dvesl April 24, 2021
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Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
You left me to work with cow tools
by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021
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