Tennis

The most gay sport in the world, known for moaning and wacking balls, tennis is very popular but also gay.

“Do you want to go play tennis this afternoon?”
“No, that’s gay.”

by TheRealShawnMendes July 4, 2019

Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

by J January 9, 2004

tennis fag

Someone who groans, similarly to the moaning during male masterbation ejaculation, while playing tennis. They would like to think that every tennis ball is an old man's furry balls.

Clint: Ooh Uber shot!
normal: I'm going to quit tennis now because of you, Tennis fag

by nazilover April 29, 2008

Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

playing tennis

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.

"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."

by quarterz September 25, 2009

tennoheika banzai

This is actually japanese for "For The Emperor!" And basically your fucking retarded for searching this up, why would you waste your time,

*Prepares weapon* "Tennoheika Banzai!"

by Some asshat fuckhole July 18, 2017

playing tennis

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)

"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."

by CheesyAP February 7, 2010