telstra

A shitty phone company that causes lag to 90% of australia.

James was talking on ventrilo untill he pulled a telstra and was not heard of for 5 days.

by hatestelstra October 20, 2010

hubble telescope

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

telephuck

to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.

I called you because I wanted to telephuck you

by Jo-baby September 24, 2007

Tell it again! Tell it again!

It is said in a chanting like mannar where you pause after every sylable. You may choose to use fist motions up and down to further the sarcasm of the statement. Tell it again! Tell it again! is used after someone tells a terrible story or just states some form of information that you find unecessary to the conversation. The fist motions work best when slammed upon a firm object to the beat of the syllables.

Example 1-
Person A: Oh my god, this morning I went to get coffee from starbucks and I had to wait like 10 minutes because the line was so long.

Person B: Tell it again! Tell it again!

Example 2-
Person A: I can't stand people that count exact change with a long line of people behind them at the grocery store.

Person B: At my grocery store some lady takes forever to bag the groceries.

Person A: Tell it again! Tell it again!

by Danni yo! August 11, 2008

Teletubbies

The spawn of Lucifer after the sun god used a spell for youth by dividing bits of his soul into 5 different beasts (It failed turning him to a immortal baby, and he is forced to smile when he feels anger and suffering).The red teletubby Po (Painful Oblivion) was originally white but he murdered the 5th teletubby known as Twinkie. Representing all the blood and lifes sacrificed for the sun god. The Purple teletubby represents the destruction of other stars and gods, his name Twinkie Winky relates to the song twinkle twinkle little star but the star was destroyed. Dipsy is the sun's creation of plague put upon to ravage anything to bother the 4 teletubbies with unforgiving hell. The last teletubby Laa Laa (Mentally Disabled) represents the sun himself, and his mistake for creating these foul beasts. In the belly of the teletubbies is a portal that shows the souls of people they have consumed.

teletubbies....4 horsemen of the sun god.

by Tarzan flip flop brownie shake January 30, 2015

Australian Television

A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.

I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.

by Manic Holz April 20, 2011

Let you tell it

When one person fabricates a Story/Situation to the point where it seems ideal, while another person's telling of the events is, more times than not, more truthful and defamatory.

Ex. Group of guys walk away from two girls.
Girl A: Ugh they were so gross, you could tell they only wanted a Cheap Hook-up.
Girl B: I dunno.. they seemed kinda sweet to me, I Think they were being really classy..
Girl A: Hm.... Let you tell it.

by Ya-Moms-Wife June 9, 2018