TableFuck

Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.

Examples

Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?

Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"

by King of illy December 11, 2009

Tableing

In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.

Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.

Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."

Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"

PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"

by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010

tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010

Table Vulture

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.

*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.

by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017

Table

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on

Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk

by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018

TableFlipper

Unstable person that gets triggered by people who don’t take their advice. Known to push shit off trucks yet calls people abusive. Pawn of AITF who will be their downfall. Has zero chill and cannot control her trigger happy lock finger. Cannot offer a simple apology.

There goes TableFlipper again, locking threads because she can’t deal

Wonder if AITF regret putting her as a GO now that many people have seen AITF bully others?

TableFlipper, fix yourself and your marriage before trying to give advice.

by Your First Choice September 18, 2018

tabla

Word: Tabla
Part of Speech: Noun
Pronunciation: /ˈtɑ blə/

Definition:

(Informal, Slang) A term used to express gratitude or thanks, especially among friends or close acquaintances, derived from the combination of two words:
"Ta" (noun, colloquial): A shortened form of "thanks," indicating appreciation or acknowledgment.
"Bla" (noun, slang): A colloquial term meaning "brother lad," used to address a close male friend or acquaintance.

Note: "Tabla" is an invented word and not widely recognized in standard English. Its usage is limited to informal and colloquial contexts, primarily among specific groups or individuals who are familiar with the slang terms "ta" and "bla."

"Hey, tabla for helping me out with that project!"
"Tabla, mate! You really came through for me."

by iccthedral July 1, 2023