Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.

Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.

by Soulful_Gingee December 23, 2018

Dick Trashing

The process of which you and your friends trash talk a known fuckboi's dick size.

*not to be confused with Disk Thrashing*

"Hey Samantha, did you hear the dick trashing that Vanessa and I did about Chad's penis?"

by justsomeITguy July 20, 2019

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

fan trash

the lowest and highest form of being a fan where you consider yourself one of the biggest fan of someone or something

I'm One Direction fan trash #1

by ivy stone December 28, 2017

Trash in the sack

Horrible in bed; not good at the act of sex

I finally hooked up with Rachel, but unfortunately she turned out to be trash in the sack

by Jamiroquan Hephestus Trapezius January 27, 2017

trash girl

A queer run alternative brand that uses sustainable material and reworks second hand clothing into affordable, sustainable clothing for all genders and sizes!

“Did you see the new trash girl collection? It was all made from recycled material and was super affordable!.”

by anon1437 May 7, 2021

Blonde trash

A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.

God, Sarah is such blonde trash, she was on Facebook for seven hours last night.

by L cars March 8, 2011