Where one person eats Taco Bell only for 23 days and, during sex, puts a raincoat on their partner and spews fiery Mexican diarrhea all over their partner.
Dave: Dude, I feel horrible.
Earl: Why?
Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.
Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.
Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!
Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!
Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?
Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl.
(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)
*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*
Earl: Why?
Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.
Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.
Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!
Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!
Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?
Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl.
(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)
*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*
by Stop Texas Raincoats (STR) March 02, 2014
the act of pouring texas pete tobasco sauce in a females right nostrile and snot rocketing it out of the left nostrile in your mouth then eat her out with a texas sombrero on.
by malibucocococococococonut December 31, 2010
by King John Wayne the Second March 24, 2011
A city in East Texas comparable to Tyler, Texas. Less old people and more on the young side. Beware the bad side of town, if you see the abandoned K-mart you are over there. There are problems with homeless people over there, they'll annoy the crap out of you. Stay away from there. We also have problems with petty thugs street racing down loop 281 in the middle of the night.
Very comparable to the size of Tyler, Texas. Instead of bleeding into Whitehouse and Lindale, Texas it bleeds into two different ones called Springhill, Texas and Lakeport, Texas.
It's in Gregg County Texas.
Very comparable to the size of Tyler, Texas. Instead of bleeding into Whitehouse and Lindale, Texas it bleeds into two different ones called Springhill, Texas and Lakeport, Texas.
It's in Gregg County Texas.
by Bannedfrom4chan June 28, 2018
*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
A texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man's chest in suran wrap. Then you simply squat down over it and shit.
Man #1: Your mom is a freak.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
by Brandon Swindells March 30, 2006
by JRD June 27, 2004